June 4, 2019 Apology of The Week

Spain is “shaking things up” with their national squash tournament. After the Women’s squash team won, they were awarded a hair removal kit and a vibrator. Horrible excuses were made when the reasoning of the gifts were given. Ladies, this apology is for you. In other news, many Americans are taking the time to randomly apologize to UK natives and foreigners for Trump’s actions. A fake quote from Trump went viral on the internet. The fake quote from the 80’s on Fox News were similar to the lines of if he were to run for president, he would run as a republican, because republicans are dumb. Hank Haney, a golf commentator, was recently suspended after saying racist and sexist remarks. One of the racist comments talked about how there were six Lee’s in the competition.

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